what is the cube of 13? Its : SUROOR wondering how? thats bcoz.... TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR ===================== ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log ghanashyam bulate the...batao kyon? kyonki uska naam ghanashyam tha.. ===================== wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? .......Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya ===================== One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs. When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money ...Bond replies ....????? Dhai(2.5) another day ;-) ===================== A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL to his friend on his birthday. What does this friend who receive the gift sing ??? Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai Umra bhar ka GUM hame inaam diya hai........ ===================== What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call him up...? .... Ring De Basanti :))
What is dead Bruce Lee's name?- Dead Lee. What is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable? - Mu Lee (Radish in Hindi) What does Bruce Lee like to have for lunch ?- Tha Lee Bruce Lee's favorite food - Id Lee Bruce Lee's favorite festival - Diwa Lee Bruce Lee's favorite holiday spot - Mana Lee Bruce Lee's favorite tree - Im Lee What is live Bruce Lee's name?- Live Lee? No...it's Bruce Lee. What is Bruce Lee's Favorite dog? - Ju Lee What is Bruce Lee's mother's name?- Mau Lee. Who is the greatest fan of Bruce Lee? - Malaya Lee What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over ? - Kha Lee What is Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name ? - Saa Lee Bruce Lee's favourite Actress - Sona lee Bruce Lee's favourite Music - Qawa lee What is Bruce Lee's most interesting job? - co Lee (Coolie) When did Bruce Lee die? - Final Lee (finally) How did Bruce Lee die?- with a Go Lee (Goli=bullet) What is Bruce Lee's elder sister's name?- Thor Lee. What is Bruce Lee's younger sister's name?- Dhak Lee. What do u call BRUCE LEE's fingers -UNGLEE Fav amitabh bachan movie -COOLIE Fav shamii kappor movie -JUNGLEE stomach-BELLY fav Jeans-LEE His gardner-MALI fav Vegetable-MULI Fav dessert-JELLY